My talk is titled “You Are Not A Precious Snowflake: Document Your Work”. I’ll get into why you should document, what makes it good for you (and other people), and easy ways to get started. Plus ancient complaints, lost gold mines, and, for once, no Elmer McCurdy.
(It was touch and go on that last bit. He might pop up.)
Samathy Barratt is talking about algorithms and caching, so if you’re hoping for good techie talk, she’s definitely going to bring the code. I’m going to bring the soft skills, and I think it’ll be a really nice combination.
I’ll put the slides and my notes up here afterwards, so you don’t have to worry about missing it if you’re not in Nottingham, but if you are, it’d be nice to see you.
I don’t really know any languages, but there is one language that I love playing with.
There’s even a web version, so you can make quick and easy graphs in like seconds.
I like using it for flowcharts. This is one I did for people donating stuff to my local local hackspace:
But this isn’t all I do with GraphViz, even though flowcharts are so much fun and easy and beautiful and I love them.
I also obsessively play The Sims 4. Obsessively. Like, whenever I’m bored and boring and just want something to do, I play Sims.
I also like doing legacies, where I stick with a family and just keep going with them through births, marriages, deaths, pets, new jobs, whatever. I start with a single woman, she ends up with a townie, it goes on and on and on and then the next thing I know…
I’m on my 14th generation with my current family.
This is Lyric Marshall. She’s a young adult, working as a sous chef, living in a nice house in Strangeville. Pretty laid back, likes to cook, has a toddler, a cat, and a small dog.
This is Cherish Marshall. She’s the toddler and she’s the 14th generation of Marshalls. She’s green, because her father’s an alien.
So how does my obsessive playing of the Sims match up with my love of GraphViz?
Well, like this:
Ovals are Marshalls and octagons are townies. The colours are unnatural skin colours. As you can see, there are blue aliens and green aliens and then it gets paler the further down you get.
Yeah, okay, there’s a bit of crossing the streams, but that’s also because I like to know whether or not alien genetics change depending on whether or not you’re a blue alien or a green alien. Also, apparently, once you hit second cousins or first cousins once removed, you can totally have kids together. Before that, you’re too related.
This is just the direct descendants too, tracing up from Cherish all the way to Clare.
This is how the family actually is:
Big families! A whole family of vampires (who are diamonds)! So many lines! Lines lines lines!